Two Bibliomaniacs

“Although the scythe isn't pre-eminent among the weapons of war, anyone who has been on the wrong end of, say, a peasants' revolt will know that in skilled hands it is fearsome.”
― Terry Pratchett, Mort

“I do not often laugh, sir,” answered the unknown. “As you may yourself discover by the expression of my continence. But yet I mean to preserve the right of laughing when I please.”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Three Musketeers

“It's a certainty, but it just might work.”
― Terry Pratchett

“It’s simply the most adorable thing ever: My mother has joined a gang.”
― Josh Lieb, I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President