Lisa

“I waited for my thighs and butt to uncramp. Of course, they didn't know the loosening rule. They were screaming things like *Are you crazy? Do you know we're thirty-five years old? Sit down and feed us a Twinkie!”
― P.C. Cast, Divine By Mistake

“Just because one of Arlene's husbands was a murderer is no reason for me to be ugly”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“The world is not full of crazy ninja perfume ladies!”
― Elisa Paige, Shadowplay

“My eyes flew open, and I pushed back against rock-hard shoulders. I let out a little squeak of horror.

"It's me," said a familiar voice.

..."Eric, what are you doing here?"

"Snuggling.”
― Charlaine Harris, Club Dead