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“Probably one of those sinister organisations that lurked behind the mask of amusing acronym, such as BUM, for example - the Bermondsey Union of Minstrels. Or WILLY, the Whitechapel Institution for Long-Legged Yodellers. It could be any one of a hundred such evil cabals. With the notable exception of the Meritorious Union For Friendship, Decency, Individualism, Virtue and Educational Resources, who were above reproach.”
― Robert Rankin, The Educated Ape and Other Wonders of the Worlds

“Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.”
― Miranda Hart, Is It Just Me?

“The thing about witchcraft," said Mistress Weatherwax, "is that it's not like school at all. First you get the test, and then afterward you spend years findin' out how you passed it. It's a bit like life in that respect”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

“But to understand English is one thing; to understand an Englishman who talks is another.”
― Aleister Crowley