William

“Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.”
― Douglas Bader

“What the hell is that?" I laughed.
"It's my fox hat."
"Your fox hat?"
"Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat."
"Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked.
"Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“I tried being reasonable, but I didn't like it.”
― Clint Eastwood

“All morons hate it when you call them a moron.”
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye