Chris

“Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.”
― Christopher Moore

“Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.”
― Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

“Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.”
― Christopher Moore

“If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.”
― Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping