Mrs.

“When I think about the last 14 years and everything I’ve missed in your life, I feel like I squandered something precious. Like I was given something rare and valuable— a true blessing, an unearned gift— and all I had to do was hold on to it. And I let go. I worry that it shows my true measure. That I couldn’t be trusted to get Frodo to Mordor.”
― Rainbow Rowell, Slow Dance

“When his shirt is tugged up halfway up his torso to his chest, Jimmy follows the lead by lifting off of me to allow the shirt over his head and off his arms, where it's then flung away, never to be heard from again, and he's on my lips once more.
But shirtless now.
Good Lord, Jimmy, and it ain't even my birthday.”
― Daryl Banner, Heteroflexible

“Ancient?" The housekeeper was offended by the comment. "I may have more yesterdays than tomorrows, but I'm still a child in tortoise years! HA-HA!" - Mrs. Vee A Talke of Witchcraft”
― Chris Colfer

“At seven o'clock, Noah pulled up in front of Mack's house in a dirty white van that couldn't have been more obvious in its nondescript creepiness if he'd spray painted "Free Puppies" on the side.”
― Lyssa Kay Adams, Undercover Bromance