Hope Abrams

“Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.”
― Stephen King, Bag of Bones

“Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.”
― Christopher Moore, You Suck

“...they didn’t think there was anything very odd in anyone being a little odd.”
― James Hilton, Random Harvest

“Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.”
― Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job