Hope Abrams

“Blessed are the dumbfucks.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

“Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.”
― Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

“If you forgive people enough, you belong to them, and they to you, whether either person likes it or not - squatter's rights of the heart”
― James Hilton, Time and Time Again

“I love you above all things, even pie.”
― Christopher Moore, Fool