Tyler

“Thor’s Morning Wood”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“What do you know about being a victim?” “That it’s perceptional,” I said. “You can either live as a victim or become a survivor. The choice is yours, and it will change your life in ways you can’t imagine.”
― Dannika Dark, Three Hours

“An integral part of any best friend’s job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die. —T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

“Fine, but why a spork?” “Because I’m versatile. I can multitask like nobody’s business. And I like the way it sounds. It’s so … sporky.”
― Darynda Jones, Sixth Grave on the Edge