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Slapstick
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“If you think this is bad,” I told him, and I tapped my forehead with my fingertips, “you should see what it looks like in here.”
“I hate when people say “touché” after you say something funny. I don’t know what it means, but I know that I hate it.”
― Based on a True Story
― Based on a True Story
“Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage.”
― Based on a True Story
― Based on a True Story
“People were beginning to talk about me, and that’s always good news. As Adolf Hitler once said, all publicity is good publicity.”
― Based on a True Story
― Based on a True Story
“It's like you're born and they put eggs and index cards and fish in a blender, and you have to drink it. Every sip is worse, but you have to keep going every day. The last sip is horrible and then the glass is empty, and life's over.”
― Veins
― Veins
“Well, the thing is, Norm, you are absolutely correct,” said Lorne. “Jim is nonpareil.” Then he just looked at me. A long time passed—maybe forty-five minutes—until I finally said, “All right, all right. What’s that word mean?”
― Based on a True Story
― Based on a True Story
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