Travis Hardiman

“Police can get you for any reason, so when you go in a building and it's red/white/blue everywhere, it makes you wonder if someone's going to jump out with handcuffs. When you say "I'm just here for the job" the cop throws you a meth, and you catch it, and then he snaps on the handcuffs. "You're arrested. Meth. It's time to come downtown.”
― Drew, Veins

“It's like you're born and they put eggs and index cards and fish in a blender, and you have to drink it. Every sip is worse, but you have to keep going every day. The last sip is horrible and then the glass is empty, and life's over.”
― Drew, Veins

“I hate when people say “touché” after you say something funny. I don’t know what it means, but I know that I hate it.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story

“People were beginning to talk about me, and that’s always good news. As Adolf Hitler once said, all publicity is good publicity.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story