Kaycee Nguyen

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin

“Scientists do not join hands every Sunday and sing "Yes gravity is real! I know gravity is real! I will have faith! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down, down, down. Amen!" If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about the concept.”
― Dan Barker, Godless: How an Evangelical Preacher Became One of America's Leading Atheists

“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”
― George Carlin

“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
― George Carlin