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Sebastian Ortega

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Sebastian’s Quotes

“Your calculations are off. This merits a triple fuckdamn at least.”
― Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

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“Hey, I think that's what a few of them were trying to say when I cut their throats. Can't be too sure, though, I didn't let them finish. Maybe they should have picked a different career path. Don't worry. I actually own a flower shop. I'll give you a discount on all the boo-hoo cards and flowers you want.”
― Glenn Bullion, Four Centuries

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“If the whole things goes to shit, just remember to throw yourself down the damn waterfall."

"I'll cover your back, the sharp and bloody way.”
― Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

tags: gentleman-bastards, jean-tannen

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“Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.”
― Jim Butcher, Storm Front

tags: demon, paranoia, paranoid

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“He wasn’t training us for a calm and orderly world where we could pick and choose when we needed to be clever. He was training us for a situation that was fucked up on all sides. Well, we’re in it, and I say we’re equal to it. I don’t need to be reminded that we’re up to our heads in dark water. I just want you boys to remember that we’re the gods-damned sharks.”
― Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

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