“Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.”
― Love and Guilt and the Meaning of Life, Etc.
― Love and Guilt and the Meaning of Life, Etc.
“Most of what I say is complete truth. My edit button is broken.”
― Hourglass
― Hourglass
“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.”
― Unspent Time
― Unspent Time
“What does it say about me that I'm jealous of the lives of fictional characters?”
― Austensibly Ordinary
― Austensibly Ordinary
“So you killed him with what now?"
"I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.”
― Married with Zombies
"I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.”
― Married with Zombies
The Magnificent Seven (New Bizarro Author Series 2010-11)
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