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“I just don’t have the willpower to hit up the gym every day for two hours, and the idea of cutting candy out of my diet seems impossible.”
― I Hate Myselfie: A Collection of Essays by Shane Dawson
― I Hate Myselfie: A Collection of Essays by Shane Dawson
“The only person who had ever wanted to fuck me was a homeless lady who used to stand outside of Ralphs and tell me I had a “sad face that she wanted to sit on.”
― I Hate Myselfie: A Collection of Essays by Shane Dawson
― I Hate Myselfie: A Collection of Essays by Shane Dawson
“Selling bracelets to old ladies isn't as cute when you are a teenager with constant accidental boners.”
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“Side note: What is that crotch pad for? Is it to protect the vagina from the impact of a big wave? Or maybe to have a stronger barrier between vagina and sand? I can imagine how uncomfortable a sandy vagina is. Almost as uncomfortable as when sand would get in my loose under-boob skin. See, women, I relate to you.”
― I Hate Myselfie: A Collection of Essays by Shane Dawson
― I Hate Myselfie: A Collection of Essays by Shane Dawson
“I'm here to tell you that it gets worse. It really does. The problems you have as a kid will seem ridiculous when you get older because bigger and worse problems will come along. But you will learn to deal with them easier as you grow up, or, like me, you'll just stop giving a shit. So yes, it gets worse, but you know what gets better? Your tolerance for the bullshit.”
― It Gets Worse: A Collection of Essays
― It Gets Worse: A Collection of Essays
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