Michael Smith

“Rincewind paused. In the deep canyons of his mind he thought he heard the distant rustle of ancient paper.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

“He’sh gone,” he said. “Dead?” said Rincewind. In the debating chamber of his mind a dozen emotions got to their feet and started shouting. Relief was in full spate when Shock cut in on a point of order and then Bewilderment, Terror and Loss started a fight which was ended only when Shame slunk in from next door to see what all the row was about.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

“Journalists: Let's put the media in mediocre.”
― Michael Ray Smith

“The way of the truthful-by-nature is as a bicycle race in a pair of sandpaper underpants, but William clung to an indisputable fact.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Truth