“I thought I would try and scare him in his sleep like he does me, it didn’t work”.
“What did he do”?
“Slapped me with his cock.”
“Seriously, Garrett, whose first thought is to slap an intruder with their cock"?
"He probably knew it was you, also, it would certainly stop me if I was trying to kill or rob him....”
― Den of Vipers
“What did he do”?
“Slapped me with his cock.”
“Seriously, Garrett, whose first thought is to slap an intruder with their cock"?
"He probably knew it was you, also, it would certainly stop me if I was trying to kill or rob him....”
― Den of Vipers
“You're going to lose me by trying too hard not to lose me....”
― Lotus
― Lotus
“Show me...show me where you hurt so I know where to love you most....”
― Does It Hurt?
― Does It Hurt?
“You’re not dying".
"You sure? I think I hear Jesus talking to me".
"Then you're definitely not dying. Jesus would never talk to you".
"You're right maybe it’s just your voice I’m hearing and that’s my sign I am going to hell. You are the devil after all…”
― Does It Hurt?
"You sure? I think I hear Jesus talking to me".
"Then you're definitely not dying. Jesus would never talk to you".
"You're right maybe it’s just your voice I’m hearing and that’s my sign I am going to hell. You are the devil after all…”
― Does It Hurt?
“His eye started twitching when I told him I’m very good at dodgeball and promised to duck if I saw a cold coming my way....”
― Does It Hurt?
― Does It Hurt?
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