GrandFenwick

“Tribal Chief 1: The will of the people is what is best. That is what democracy means

Tribal Chief 2: But if the people don’t know what they are talking about, how can that be the best?”
― Leonard Wibberley, A Feast of Freedom

“None are so sure in argument as those who know but the half [the situation]; none so hesitant as those who have been told the whole.”
― Christopher Webb, Eusebius the Phoenician

“Yea” might be turned into “Nay” and vice versa if a sufficient quantity of wordage was applied to the matter. The second was that in any argument, the victor is always right, and the third that though the pen is mightier than the sword, the sword speaks louder and stronger at any given moment.
- Roger Fenwick, Duke of Grand Fenwick”
― Leonard Wibberley, The Mouse That Roared

“There are worse things than eating the dead, my dear fellow. Far worse things. There is, for instance, making a huge profit out of their funeral, which is the normal custom in the civilized world.”
― Leonard Wibberley, A Feast of Freedom