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“Young sir,” he said, “you speak like an expert. And an expert, I can assure you, from a long association with them, is someone who has gone to considerable pains to be absolutely wrong.”
― Leonard Holton, Flowers by Request

“World opinion, though sharply divided on nuclear tests and the risk of atmospheric pollution, could congratulate itself on being united in its opposition to cannibalism. No country in the world was prepared to support the custom of eating the dead, though the right of governments to kill people, individually or by hundreds of thousands, was not questioned for a moment.”
― Leonard Wibberley, A Feast of Freedom

“I think the very best attitude for anyone investing in the stock market is to make up his mind to lose money.”
— The Duchess Gloriana XII”
― Leonard Wibberley

“None are so sure in argument as those who know but the half [the situation]; none so hesitant as those who have been told the whole.”
― Christopher Webb, Eusebius the Phoenician