Rhiannon

“Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“Ever hear of the phrase, Banging you're head on a brick wall?"
Ah, but you forget, Darren, vampires can break brick walls with their heads.”
― Darren Shan, Hunters of the Dusk

“Look, I can't go out with you, because...because...because I'm a lesbian.”
― Louise Rennison, Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“Kryptonite doesn’t bother me, either.”
― stephenie meyer, Twilight