Christopher Everest

“George’s smile was that of a lion who had just made it inside a zebra-only nightclub and was now taking off his stripey pyjamas to the horrified stares of all the other patrons.”
― Steve Higgs, Albert Smith's Culinary Capers: The first 10 Recipes

“I can’t imagine what a fight between two librarians would look like. Did they hit each other with bookmarks?”
― Andrew Hastie, Chimaera

“I think that I need to be a little immersive with regard to the cultural context for judo if I want to avoid getting beaten up by sixteen-year-old girls again next week. I think there was something important missing at my first lesson. I mean apart from things like balance and motor skills, I felt I was missing something of the essence of the judoka,’ said Hungry Paul.”
― Ronan Hession, Leonard and Hungry Paul

“Helen Bilch is currently channelling every angry mother who has ever walked the face of God’s green earth, and as such has complete control over my actions. I’m pretty sure that if you stuck this lady in a room with every male world leader, the planet’s problems would all be solved in about half an hour flat – just in time for tea.”
― Nick Spalding, Logging Off