Asher Williams

“It takes more than one kick in the pants to reverse a lifetime of unplanned apathy.”
― Paul Neilan, Apathy and Other Small Victories

“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
― Philip K. Dick, VALIS

“So this is it," said Arthur, "We are going to die."
"Yes," said Ford, "except... no! Wait a minute!" He suddenly lunged across the chamber at something behind Arthur's line of vision. "What's this switch?" he cried.
"What? Where?" cried Arthur, twisting round.
"No, I was only fooling," said Ford, "we are going to die after all.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?”
― Marc Maron