Lori

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
― Mark Twain

“My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.”
― Alan Moore

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
― George Burns

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein