Mode Sam

“.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette”
― Jeremy Clarkson, The World According to Clarkson

“If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car, (about the BMW X3).”
― Jeremy Clarkson

“and although the W came along in the tenth century, modern Germans still seem to manage perfectly well by using a V instead. Except when the German managing director of Aston Martin tries to say ‘vanquish’.”
― Jeremy Clarkson, And Another Thing: The World According to Clarkson: Volume 2