Stephanie

“that if you don't read nobody does”
― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

“I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.”
― Jeff Kinney, The Last Straw

“If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.”
― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

“Zoo-Wee Mama!”
― Jeff Kinney