Kayla

“When I was a child, adults would tell me not to make things up, warning me of what would happen if I did. As far as I can tell so far, it seems to involve lots of foreign travel and not having to get up too early in the morning.”
― Neil Gaiman, Smoke and Mirrors: Short Fiction and Illusions

“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.”
― Evelyn Waugh

“Language is courage: the ability to conceive a thought, to speak it, and by doing so to make it true.”
― Salman Rushdie, The Satanic Verses