Cookie Monster

“This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
― Bill Cosby

“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”
― Steven Wright

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
― Billy Sunday, "Billy" Sunday, the man and his message: with his own words which have won thousands for Christ