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“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
― Bill Cosby

“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”
― Steven Wright

“This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.”
― Roald Dahl