Emre

“Twoflower didn’t just look at the world through rose-tinted spectacles, Rincewind knew—he looked at it through a rose-tinted brain, too, and heard it through rose-tinted ears.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

“The first Epic Mickey sold around 1.3 million copies in its first couple of months on the market. Epic Mickey 2 sold 270,000 copies in a similar launch period, according to a report by the L.A. Times. That’s what experienced video game analysts might call “not good.”
― Jason Schreier, Press Reset: Ruin and Recovery in the Video Game Industry

“Quimby was eventually killed by a disgruntled poet during an experiment conducted in the palace grounds to prove the disputed accuracy of the proverb “The pen is mightier than the sword,” and in his memory it was amended to include the phrase “only if the sword is very small and the pen is very sharp.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

“Grandpa, you mean when you were a kid, no dogs could vote?” “That’s right, Jimmy. They had no say in the world at all. They were just pets.” “Woww…”
― Jerry Seinfeld, Is This Anything?