“Your mouth says "No," but your eyes say, "Fuck me until your dick breaks off inside me and fuses into some kind of barbie doll crotch.”
― The Walking Dead, Vol. 26: Call to Arms
― The Walking Dead, Vol. 26: Call to Arms
“I already apologized for that.”
“No, you didn’t.”
“Then I’m sorry.”"
“Fuck your sorry.”
“Fine. Fuck my sorry.”
― 420
“No, you didn’t.”
“Then I’m sorry.”"
“Fuck your sorry.”
“Fine. Fuck my sorry.”
― 420
“I am going to love you now, slow and sweet, but when you come, I'm going to f*** you the way I need to. The way I've been dreaming about since the moment I saw you.”
― The Dark Highlander
― The Dark Highlander
“Personality begins where comparison leaves off. Be unique. Be memorable. Be confident. Be proud.”
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