William Dale

“Employers sense in me a denial of their values...They fear me. I suspect that they can see that I am forced to function in a century which I loathe.”
― John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

“Dear Genevieve,” she would say, “I love that you are full of finer feelings and insist upon protecting me from myself, but if you do not rodger me this instant, I may perish away for the lack.“
Although, did two ladies together call it rodgering? Or was there a proper, more feminine word? Gertruding, perhaps?”
― Gail Carriger, Romancing the Inventor

“You’re not fat, just easier to see than most.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“You know vampires and solicitors—practically indistinguishable.”
― Gail Carriger, Heartless