There’s one in each arm, one in each leg, one in my “gentlemen’s equipment,” and two that disappear under my thigh. I’m guessing one of them is up where the sun doesn’t shine.
Cringingly immature and unfunny. This section alone revealed to me what the tone of the entire book was going to be and I was not wrong in that assumption.
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