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“I’ll hold it here to mention that I know some authors are incapable of having a woman throw up without it being a clue to a pregnancy. These same authors seem to think nausea is the only indication of childbearing, not to mention their belief that vomit shoots out the woman’s mouth within hours of plot-convenient fertilisation. By some authors, I mean male ones.”
― Benjamin Stevenson, Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone

“Things can taste very different depending on how you’re feeling.”
― Hisashi Kashiwai, The Kamogawa Food Detectives

“Have I killed someone? Yes. I have. Who was it? Let’s get started.”
― Benjamin Stevenson, Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone

“I write how-to guides. You know - Ten easy steps to your first mystery; how to be an Amazon bestseller. That kind of thing. Oh, I get it, You write books about how to write books that you've never written, bought by people who will never write one”
― Benjamin Stevenson, Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone