Dave Ross

“Gerry: So your point is, maybe a bunch of Jihadi terrorists have renamed themselves to the Gaelic name for a creature from Irish mythology? Niall: Well… there’s no need to try and make me sound stupid, Gerry. Gerry: I’m not Niall, that was all you.”
― Caimh McDonnell, The Day That Never Comes

“It’s that ambient dance pish that Parlabane always hears at trendy gatherings but which no bastard would ever choose to listen to for their own entertainment. The”
― Christopher Brookmyre, Want You Gone

“only two individuals in the world whose mere announced arrival guaranteed pandemonium on the streets: the Pope and Mick Jagger.”
― Christopher Sandford, The Rolling Stones: Fifty Years

“By March 1965, the core Rolling Stones image was such that they’d been described as ‘crude’ by Ed Sullivan and ‘scum’ by the News of the World.”
― Christopher Sandford, The Rolling Stones: Fifty Years