Trista

“whisper-yelled in the universally recognized mom-tone where you don’t want to be judged for being a bad parent but your kid is absolutely making you look like a bad parent.”
― Penelope Bloom, Her Secret

“She can be a badass bitch when she wants to be.”
― Lauren Landish, My Big Fat Fake Wedding

“What is your dream?” “I just want to be happy and fulfilled, but I have no clue what that even means anymore or how to get there. So much is up in the air right now for me. I feel like I’m at a crossroads in my life.”
― Penelope Ward, Cocky Bastard

“You stay married for thirty-five years and come tell me you don’t want to go all murder on the dance floor on your husband’s face with a knife.”
― Belle Brooks, That Guy