Trista

“You stay married for thirty-five years and come tell me you don’t want to go all murder on the dance floor on your husband’s face with a knife.”
― Belle Brooks, That Guy

“I can’t help it. I’m on emotional overload. All hyped up like Jessie Spano that time she took caffeine pills. Nervous. Excited. Freaking out. I am all the things.”
― Max Monroe, My Brother's Billionaire Best Friend

“whisper-yelled in the universally recognized mom-tone where you don’t want to be judged for being a bad parent but your kid is absolutely making you look like a bad parent.”
― Penelope Bloom, Her Secret

“If you want to wear red lipstick and curl your hair, do it. If you want to wear no makeup and shave your head, do it. If you want to clean house and take care of your kids all day, do it. If you want to work full-time and put your kids in daycare, goddammit, do the damn thing. Because that is feminism—the right to live your life however the hell you want regardless of whether or not you have a vagina.”
― Staci Hart, Piece of Work