Treiral

“The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

“His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans -- and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

“If you don't know when to be a human being, you don't know when to be a witch.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

“Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now. ”
― Jim Butcher