Kara

“I figured if I hoped hard enough, you wouldn’t stand a chance, that even if you were straight, you’d succumb to my sparkling charm and wit and you’d convert just for me.”

I almost choked on the last sip of my wine. “And you’d win the toaster oven,” I teased.

“Yes,”
― Eva Indigo, Laughing Down the Moon

“So, while she innocently sang devout words in the convent chapel, I was very deliberately plotting my way into her vagina.”
― Elena Graf, Acts of Contrition