Jason Powell

“YouTube is the reason I have to ask my girls to help multiple times, like a parrot with Tourette's, before I get any response to indicate whether they are, in fact, still alive.”
― Simon Hooper, Dadlife: Family Tales from Instagram's Father of Daughters

“Clueless to I Peed to I’m Peeing to I Have to Go Pee? Look for progress, not perfection. Nothing is really a problem on these first few days.”
― Jamie Glowacki, Oh Crap! Potty Training: Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right

“I don't think I'll ever understand why women love cushions so much.”
― Simon Hooper, Dadlife: Family Tales from Instagram's Father of Daughters

“Death, though, is a reality for all of us, whether we like it or not. Whether we’re young or old, rich or poor, healthy or sick, life is one long journey down a road, and we walk until it’s over. Some think they see light at the end of it all, while others hope for darkness. And that’s where the mystery of it all comes in. No one knows what’s on the other side; we just know that the proverbial walk ends at some point.”
― Aaron Mahnke, The World of Lore: Monstrous Creatures