Jason Powell

“You may have noticed that poop has its very own chapter. Yeah. It’s that big a freaking deal.”
― Jamie Glowacki, Oh Crap! Potty Training: Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right

“A brilliant mom on our forum found that talking about using the potty as something “helpful” worked wonders. Her daughter loves being helpful so she would phrase it as, “Put your fork on the table. Put your cup on the table. Go sit and pee. Thank you. You are such a big help.”
― Jamie Glowacki, Oh Crap! Potty Training: Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right

“I signed over my entire business for the sum of ten pounds and a gorilla-shaped hat. It would have been twenty pounds but I really wanted that hat.”
― Annabel Townsend, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time: Ten Years of Misadventures in Coffee

“Either we abandon the long-honored Theory of Relativity, or we cease to believe that we can engage in continued accurate prediction of the future. Indeed, knowing the future raises a host of questions which cannot be answered under conventional assumptions unless one first projects an Observer outside of Time and, second, nullifies all movement. If you accept the Theory of Relativity, it can be shown that Time and the Observer must stand still in relationship to each or inaccuracies will intervene. This would seem to say that it is impossible to engage in accurate prediction of the future. How, then, do we explain the continued seeking after this visionary goal by respected scientists? How, then, do we explain Muad’Dib? —LECTURES ON PRESCIENCE BY HARQ AL-ADA”
― Frank Herbert, Children of Dune