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“many parents want a cookie-cutter version of potty training. There’s no such thing. It doesn’t exist. Also, it infuriates me that your neighbor with two children thinks she knows everything about this potty training gig.”
― Oh Crap! Potty Training: Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right
― Oh Crap! Potty Training: Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right
“You are not to ask you child if she has to go. Never, in the coming week, will you ask your child if she has to go. You will prompt her by saying something like, “Come. It’s time to pee.”
― Oh Crap! Potty Training: Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right
― Oh Crap! Potty Training: Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right
“In battle, soldiers are often dazed or inhibited by the “fog of war.” This fog comes from smoke, explosions, shell shock, lack of information, etc. As a parent of twins, you have your own fog of war. This fog is thickest during your twins’ first year.”
― Dad's Guide to Raising Twins: How to Thrive as a Father of Twins
― Dad's Guide to Raising Twins: How to Thrive as a Father of Twins
“You may have noticed that poop has its very own chapter. Yeah. It’s that big a freaking deal.”
― Oh Crap! Potty Training: Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right
― Oh Crap! Potty Training: Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right
“Here are the major blocks or phases, in order: 1. Peeing and pooping while naked, either with prompting or without. 2. Peeing and pooping with clothes on, commando, with prompting or without. 3. Peeing and pooping in different situations, with prompting or without. 4. Peeing and pooping with underpants, with prompting or without. 5. Consistent self-initiation. 6. Night and nap (unless you are choosing to do it all together; more on that later). 7. College. Probably still needing to prompt occasionally.”
― Oh Crap! Potty Training: Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right
― Oh Crap! Potty Training: Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right
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