Jason Powell

“YouTube is the reason I have to ask my girls to help multiple times, like a parrot with Tourette's, before I get any response to indicate whether they are, in fact, still alive.”
― Simon Hooper, Dadlife: Family Tales from Instagram's Father of Daughters

“You may have noticed that poop has its very own chapter. Yeah. It’s that big a freaking deal.”
― Jamie Glowacki, Oh Crap! Potty Training: Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right

“I'm not saying my social life is 6 feet under, as every month or so I'll go out and have some beers with the guys, but to be honest, the people I want to spend time with the most are all at home.”
― Simon Hooper, Dadlife: Family Tales from Instagram's Father of Daughters

“Death, though, is a reality for all of us, whether we like it or not. Whether we’re young or old, rich or poor, healthy or sick, life is one long journey down a road, and we walk until it’s over. Some think they see light at the end of it all, while others hope for darkness. And that’s where the mystery of it all comes in. No one knows what’s on the other side; we just know that the proverbial walk ends at some point.”
― Aaron Mahnke, The World of Lore: Monstrous Creatures