Alex Chow

“IMPORTANT: One must NEVER EVER use tampons and Ben & Jerry's as each other's decoy purchases, as this suggests you are some sort of Bridget Jones situation who needs ice cream to soothe her menses a-bloo-bloos, which defeats the entire purpose of decoy purchases, Albert Einstein.”
― Lindy West, Shrill: Notes from a Loud Woman

“...linen is a fabric that wrinkles like Jack Nicholson's balls without Botox.”
― Anna Kendrick

“It's better to be tough than strong, better to be clever than intelligent.”
― Michael Finkel, The Stranger in the Woods: The Extraordinary Story of the Last True Hermit

“Whose side are you on?

The side of not getting killed. For future reference, that's the side I'm always on.”
― Michael Rutger, The Anomaly