Alex Chow

“An equation.

happiness = reality - expectations
If reality > expectations, then you are happy.
If reality < expectations, then you are not.”
― Weike Wang, Chemistry

“Expanding your body frees you to approach, act, and persist.”
― Amy Cuddy, Presence: Bringing Your Boldest Self to Your Biggest Challenges

“IMPORTANT: One must NEVER EVER use tampons and Ben & Jerry's as each other's decoy purchases, as this suggests you are some sort of Bridget Jones situation who needs ice cream to soothe her menses a-bloo-bloos, which defeats the entire purpose of decoy purchases, Albert Einstein.”
― Lindy West, Shrill: Notes from a Loud Woman

“Whose side are you on?

The side of not getting killed. For future reference, that's the side I'm always on.”
― Michael Rutger, The Anomaly