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“When I die, I die. I could give a shit, ’cause it ain’t my problem. I’d just rather not shit my pants on the way there,”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“You thought it was hard? If kindergarten is busting your ass, I got some bad news for you about the rest of life.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“Do people your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“On Asking to Have the Candy Passed to Me During Schindler’s List “What do you want—the candy? They’re throwing people in the fucking gas chamber, and you want a Skittles?”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“On my seventh birthday party:
No, you can't have a bouncy house at your birthday party...What do you mean, why? Have you ever thought to yourself, where would I put a god-damned bouncy house in our backyard?...Yeah, that's right, that's the kind of shit I think about , that you just think magically appears.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
No, you can't have a bouncy house at your birthday party...What do you mean, why? Have you ever thought to yourself, where would I put a god-damned bouncy house in our backyard?...Yeah, that's right, that's the kind of shit I think about , that you just think magically appears.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
Nancy’s 2025 Year in Books
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