Sarayah

“Was he after the Defense Against the Dark Arts job again, sir? He didn’t say. . . .” “Oh, he definitely wanted the Defense Against the Dark Arts job,” said Dumbledore. “The aftermath of our little meeting proved that. You see, we have never been able to keep a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher for longer than a year since I refused the post to Lord Voldemort.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

“This is Amos Diggory, everyone,” said Mr. Weasley. “He works for the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. And I think you know his son, Cedric?” Cedric Diggory was an extremely handsome boy of around seventeen. He was Captain and Seeker of the Hufflepuff House Quidditch team at Hogwarts.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“In the state of Washington, it is illegal o purchase a mattress on Sundays.”
― Jack West, 1,000+ CRAZY FUNNY LAWS - Incredibly Dumb: Completely Insane

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― Nevaeh Ricardo, Meow Butts: A funny book about cat books for kids, by a 10 yr old Author