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Alex     Smart
“My name is John
I’m often white
If you’re desperate I’m a welcome sight
I’m often engaged
But never Wed
You use me more often
Than your own bed
answer”
Alex Smart, Riddles To Do While You Poo On The Loo: Funny Bathroom Reader With Riddles and Brain Teasers For Adults & Teens

J.K. Rowling
“Was he after the Defense Against the Dark Arts job again, sir? He didn’t say. . . .” “Oh, he definitely wanted the Defense Against the Dark Arts job,” said Dumbledore. “The aftermath of our little meeting proved that. You see, we have never been able to keep a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher for longer than a year since I refused the post to Lord Voldemort.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

J.K. Rowling
“This is Amos Diggory, everyone,” said Mr. Weasley. “He works for the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. And I think you know his son, Cedric?” Cedric Diggory was an extremely handsome boy of around seventeen. He was Captain and Seeker of the Hufflepuff House Quidditch team at Hogwarts.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“In the state of Washington, it is illegal o purchase a mattress on Sundays.”
Jack West, 1,000+ CRAZY FUNNY LAWS - Incredibly Dumb: Completely Insane

J.K. Rowling
“What happened?” “Cracked skull,” said Madam Pomfrey, bustling up and pushing him back against his pillows. “Nothing to worry about, I mended it at once, but I’m keeping you in overnight. You shouldn’t overexert yourself for a few hours.” “I don’t want to stay here overnight,” said Harry angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers. “I want to find McLaggen and kill him.” “I’m afraid that would come under the heading of ‘overexertion,’” said Madam Pomfrey, pushing him firmly back onto the bed and raising her wand in a threatening manner.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

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