Celeste

“When I was little I would always stand in front of a mirror and cross my eyes. Then my mother would come in and say, "Stop that, nothing will ever come of it!”
― Carol Burnett

“There’s a kid in the middle of nowhere who’s sitting there living for Tony performances. Singing and flipping along with the Pippins, and Wickeds, and Kinkys, Matildas, and Mormons's. So we might reassure that kid, and do something to spur that kid, ‘cause I promise you, all of us up here tonight, we were that kid.”
― Neil Patrick Harris

“Cavort, dear, just cavort”
― Carol Burnett, This Time Together: Laughter and Reflection

“Comedy = tragedy + time.”
― Carol Burnett