Celeste

“Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.”
― Lucille Ball

“When I'm Sad I stop being sad, and be awesome instead.”
― Neil Patrick Harris

“The tots both started laughing. On the same day. I'm now obsessed with getting them to do it. Babies laughing is like opium.”
― Neil Patrick Harris

“Carol, if you could be a member of the opposite sex for twenty-four hours, and then pop back and be yourself again, who would you be and what would you do?” My mind started racing like mad. Opposite sex? For twenty-four hours? Who would I be? What would I do? I said a quick little prayer. Please, let me just open my mouth and have whatever comes out make sense. I took a deep breath and what came out was this: “I’d be Osama bin Laden, and I’d kill myself.”
― Carol Burnett, This Time Together: Laughter and Reflection