Ashley

“And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Mostly Sally

“Jay: Looks like you misspelled the Treaty of Versailles.
Sara: Yeah, well. My brother's natural ability for languages didn't rub off on me.
Jay: ...I'm not talking about Versailles. I have no idea if you spelled that right. I'm talking about the word 'treaty.”
― Tracy Bilen, What She Left Behind

“If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.”
― George S. Patton

“I’m a complicated man, with complicated taste buds.”
― Barry Lyga, I Hunt Killers