David

“It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
― George Carlin

“When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.”
― George Bernard Shaw, Getting Married

“AZRAEL:

No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.”
― Kevin Smith