Stephanie

“I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer.
—T-SHIRT”
― darynda jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“Hey, wait," I said, pulling back, "you are the son of Satan. Maybe we need a safe word."

His grin morphed into something wickedly charming. "Okay, how about, 'Oh, my god, it's so big.'"

Laughter burst out of me before I could stop it. Not that it wasn't. "That would be a safe phrase, but okay." I thought about it, then said, "How about 'Is that all you've got?”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“What's your specialty?

Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fired.
—T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light