Shawna

“Reading is like running: like it or not we all have to do it. Everybody on this planet needs to be able to read. And everybody on this planet needs to be able to run. I'm pretty certain that if you are incapable of either of those two things then your place in society is going to be decidedly more uncomfortable.”
― Nicholas Black, How to Write a Fiction Novel in 30 Days

“Well, probably because he was too busy getting it on with my nasty ho-bag of a sister. There are so many days I wish I had a sibling redo. I wish I could take her and push her back into Mom’s va-jay-jay and get another sister. A real sister, not a ho-bag sister.”
― Brittainy C. Cherry, Our Totally, Ridiculous, Made-up Christmas Relationship

“Seed catalogs are responsible for more unfulfilled fantasies than Enron and Playboy combined.”
― Michael Perry

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
― Oscar Wilde