Kass

“You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last
present you gave me was a stick.”
“You wanted a weapon.”
“It was a stick.”
“It had a bow on it.”
“It was a stick.”
“I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.”
― Derek Landy, Kingdom of the Wicked

“Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough”
― Derek Landy, Playing with Fire

“The sparrow flies south for the winter.”
― Derek Landy, Death Bringer

“Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie?”
― Kathy Reichs, Virals