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“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
― Mark Twain

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
― George Burns

“Fiction is the truth inside the lie.”
― Stephen King

“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
― George Carlin