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the only things I can think of that really offend me, that truly affront my sense of decency, are cartoons in which animals wear sunglasses and say “awesome” all the time.
“You know, that stuff you get as a appetizer at Thai food restaurants. "meecrob" is way grosser than "shit," dude. I'd scarf down a whole wet bucket full of shit before I ate another plate of meecrob."
Meecrob is really terrible to eat.”
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Meecrob is really terrible to eat.”
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“I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.”
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