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“Look here boys, the asshole vibrates!” said the dough-faced woman behind the counter at the adult newsstand, her plump index finger pointed at the battery-operated anus of an inflatable sheep. “It’s guaranteed to get you off.”
“I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.”
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“You know, that stuff you get as a appetizer at Thai food restaurants. "meecrob" is way grosser than "shit," dude. I'd scarf down a whole wet bucket full of shit before I ate another plate of meecrob."
Meecrob is really terrible to eat.”
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Meecrob is really terrible to eat.”
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