Kari

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
― Mae West

“That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.”
― Dorothy Parker, While Rome Burns

“A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.'

That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
― Benjamin Disraeli

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain