Allison Lichtenberg

“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Sometimes the teachers would ask her to translate bad news. “Please tell Mrs. Fondulas that her son is very disruptive.” And my mom would nod and say in Greek, “George is a lovely boy.” Because she knew if she really translated that, the kid would get a beating and the mother would hate her forever out of embarrassment.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“Sometimes the longer you are inside a prison, the harder it is to fathom what is possible beyond its walls.”
― Suki Kim, Without You, There Is No Us: My Time with the Sons of North Korea's Elite

“But as my dear friend and relationship sponsor Louis CK has noted, “divorce is always good news because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce.”
― Amy Poehler, Yes Please