“The First Day Photo, as every parent knows, involves finding the corner of your house that looks least like a shithole and hustling your offspring into it, while shouting, ‘SMILE, darlings, JUST FUCKING SMILE.”
― Why Mummy Swears
― Why Mummy Swears
Nicola Smith’s 2025 Year in Books
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