Alana King

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor

“How many times have people used a pen or paintbrush because they couldn’t pull the trigger?”
― Virginia Woolf

“If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.”
― Dorothy Parker

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain