“Hooker goes up to a Yorkshireman and sez: "Will you sleep with me for a £100?" He sez: "I'm not tired but I could do with the money".”
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“I embraced the minimalist lifestyle. It's been a long road. I got it down to a George Foreman Grill and a bottle of disinfectant.”
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“Two ugly sisters from Fordham
Took a walk one day out of boredom
On the way back
A sex maniac
Jumped out of a bush and ignored 'em.”
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Took a walk one day out of boredom
On the way back
A sex maniac
Jumped out of a bush and ignored 'em.”
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L’s 2025 Year in Books
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